LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET?
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one
night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like
to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand
on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you
and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand
on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband
approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand
on his groin.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick,
not raising the dead."