Priest and Nun
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a
convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed
and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only
motel in his town has only one room available so they have a minor problem.
PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances,
if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and
you take the bed.
SISTER: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten
minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes
later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket. Ten minutes
later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if
we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
PRIEST: You're probably right... Get up and get your own blanket.