IN-FLIGHT CONVERSATION

 

 

An old lady was on a flight.  She was sitting beside a young businessman.
After the in-flight meal she took out her Holy Bible and starts her devotion. 
The businessman glances at her and said.   Do you really believe those stuff in the  Bible is true?
"Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do," said the old lady.
"Yeah, right..." the man scoffs, "like... what's that guy's name, the one who got  swallowed by a whale..."
"You mean Jonah?"
"Yeah, Jonah, I mean, how do you actually survive for 3 days in a fish's bowel?"
"I don't know," replied the old lady, "but I can ask him when I see him in heaven  someday."
Feeling smart, the young man said: "Ok, but what if he's not in heaven because he  went to hell?"
"Then young man, *you* can ask him" replied the old lady calmly.